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Legion: Angels vs Automatic Weapons - Guess Which Wins?

Who screams for ice cream? I DO!! The trailer looked interesting, I'll give it that. The premise made me shake my head though. God decides humanity has to go. Only 6 people with a trunk full of automatic weapons stand against the full might of the Almighty. So they're cinders at the end, right? Nope. Nooo, nooo nooo. No sir. Not at all. As it turns out, angels are pretty vulnerable to bullets. And most of all, headlocks! Seriously, you can darn near kill an angel with a headlock! True story film bro! So. God has had it with Man. That God you heard about who destroyed cities with angels? Well, apparently God is all out of those guys. Michael the Arch Angel has decided he doesn't care for God's new plan of action. He falls to earth, cuts off his wings, grabs a ton of guns and heads out on the road. Out in the middle nowhere, with a dollop of desert scenery, six decent actors humans with completely boring stories, flaws, and unexplainable motives are in a diner. One of